I won't stand for someone making something I'm not.

Lucifer

• Permalink: I won't stand for someone making something I'm not.
• Added: October 09, 2017

I suppose a little foreplay never hurt anyone.

Lucifer

• Permalink: I suppose a little foreplay never hurt anyone.
• Added: October 09, 2017

Biggest cock I've ever seen.

Lucifer

• Permalink: Biggest cock I've ever seen.
• Added: October 09, 2017

Some of us have important work to do like entertaining America. If you want to see how it's done, take a seat.

Bobby Lowe

• Permalink: Some of us have important work to do like entertaining America. If you want to see how it's...
• Added: October 09, 2017

My Father always has a plan.

Amenadiel

• Permalink: My Father always has a plan.
• Added: October 09, 2017

Chloe: After it became a family show, the micropenis got removed.
Lucifer: So now they don't even notice.

• Permalink: So now they don't even notice.
• Added: October 09, 2017

Lucifer: What is it you think I am?
Marcus: An idiot.

• Permalink: An idiot.
• Added: October 09, 2017

Shame on you for mocking the poorly endowed.

Lucifer

• Permalink: Shame on you for mocking the poorly endowed.
• Added: October 09, 2017

Next you're going to say his willy's so small that when he wants to have sex he needs to call out a search party. Or that his Weiner is so small that his testicles look like they're giving the tiniest thumbs up.

Lucifer

• Permalink: Next you're going to say his willy's so small that when he wants to have sex he has to call...
• Added: October 09, 2017

Hold me closer tiny donger.

Lucifer

• Permalink: Hold me closer tiny donger.
• Added: October 09, 2017