Higgins: I've like never failed anything in my whole life.
Magnum: C'mon. Never?
Higgins: No, never. I mean how did I fail and you pass? Sorry, that sounded awful.

Shammy: What? Are you in a rush to leave or something?
T.C.: Do you blame me? I've eaten more Jell-O in the last six weeks than I have in my entire life.

Higgins: Under the circumstances, maybe it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Magnum: That's something I would say. I don't know whether I should be proud or freaked out.

T.C.: I just wanted to know if you had some time to talk.
Mahina: Now you want to talk? I've been trying to reach you for the last six weeks.

Rick: Is it a good idea to use the Ferrari as bait? It isn't even your car, pal.
Thomas: You're doing a really great job filling in for Higgy. You even sound like her.

Magnum: Maybe we can find a side mirror to replace the one we lost.
Rick: You mean to replace the one you lost.

Mahina: I'm sorry about before. I shouldn't have spoken to you like that.
T.C.: You ain't gotta apologize. It wasn't cool for me to just show up and put you on the spot.

Juliet: T.C., there is no right way to deal with what you went through.
T.C.: There might not be a right way but there's definitely a wrong way.

Magnum P.I. Season 5 Episode 14 Quotes

Shammy: What? Are you in a rush to leave or something?
T.C.: Do you blame me? I've eaten more Jell-O in the last six weeks than I have in my entire life.

Higgins: I've like never failed anything in my whole life.
Magnum: C'mon. Never?
Higgins: No, never. I mean how did I fail and you pass? Sorry, that sounded awful.