Higgins: How did we get here?
Magnum: Well, we had a shiny red sports car. I pressed on the thing that makes it go.

T.C.: What's wrong? I thought you'd be jazzed to move out of Casa de Higgins and into a place on your own.
Rick: I am. I guess I was just hoping that, instead of moving onto a houseboat, I'd be moving into a house house with Suzy and Joy.

Dennis: My gosh, Dad.
Gordie: All right. I get it. When I was your age, I was desperate to leave home too.

Magnum: You get my message?
Higgins: Yes. It seems like you managed to make Detective Childs angry as well. Well done.

You know, you can be very wise for somebody with such a stupid password.

Juliet [to Thomas]

Magnum P.I. Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

T.C.: What's wrong? I thought you'd be jazzed to move out of Casa de Higgins and into a place on your own.
Rick: I am. I guess I was just hoping that, instead of moving onto a houseboat, I'd be moving into a house house with Suzy and Joy.

Higgins: How did we get here?
Magnum: Well, we had a shiny red sports car. I pressed on the thing that makes it go.