Magnum: First I get Fun Higgins, then I get Sweet Higgins.
Higgins: Don't worry. I'm sure Drunk Magnum won't remember a thing tomorrow.

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Magnum: I am gone for one day and you bring Fun Higgins to work.
Higgins: I'm always fun.

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You gonna let a dying man drink alone?

Bob [to Magnum]

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Higgins: I thought I asked you to wait by the vending machine.
Ella: I figured that was more of a suggestion.

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It seems our old case just got a lot warmer.

Higgins [to Ella]

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Ella: So you're hacking them.
Higgins: Of course not. That would be improper.
Ella: And illegal.

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Bob: You want to grant an old man his dying wish?
Magnum: Yes, of course.
Bob: Then scram. And take this fake steak with you.

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Higgins: Ooh! You're looking dashing! New shirt?
Rick: Nice of someone to notice.

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Rick: Bottoms up!
T.C.: You know I love taste-test day!

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