Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
Well we wanted fireworks.
Provenza
She says she's never stolen anything and if she wanted to clean up after murderers she'd move back to Honduras.
Buzz
Hold on. Arsenic? Where's the old lace? Who uses arsenic in this day in age?
Provenza
Brad: Can't we be our old, regular selves for a minute?
Lisa: Please
You've learned a lot about how the justice system works, haven't you?
Dr. Joe
Loud music, then gunshots. That's all I've got. Everyone's pretty tight-lipped.
Sykes
I don't want Alice to finish up her life as a nameless, invisible person on the street. I have to be her voice.
Rusty
Girl: Wait...don't you want to know who did it?
Sykes: I'll find him. That's my job.
Okay, this good luck thing is not going to fly. Someone pointed that gun out to you, which means there is a witness.
Provenza
While you've been at the hospital and the morgue, we've been investigating a triple homicide. So excuse me for ignoring you.
Provenza
When Captain Baird gives an order, we follow it, even if we can't quite remember who he is.
Provenza
Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.
Sharon
