He thinks this is gonna be easy cause he's talking to two women.

Provenza

Avery: Is this some kind of trick?
Sharon: Oh, I think you would recognize a con if we tried to pull one.

Special Agent Shay, if you want to remain here you must do things my way. Is that understood?

Sharon

You can talk to him as soon as we're done here. But first the truth.

Flynn

I don't think Slider is gonna be doing much Christmas shopping this year.

Flynn

I see why you guys like deals. It just goes on and on.

Rusty

When Captain Baird gives an order, we follow it, even if we can't quite remember who he is.

Provenza

Weber: I flew downtown.
Flynn: You mean, in a helicopter?
Weber: Traffic takes an hour. My helicopter gets me there in five minutes.

Provenza: No wonder his bodyguard covered for him.
Taylor: He was with someone else.
Sharon: The night his daughter went missing.

Mr. Resnick got angry and he chose to kill the person who made him mad.

Dr. Joe

You can tell all that from this video?

Taylor

Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.

Sharon

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.