Major Crimes Season 5 Quotes
Woman: The thing about Mary was that she was tough. And grumpy.
Buzz: No wonder you liked her, sir.
Provenza: I just wish I remembered why.
Sharon: Mary's biggest defense was that her captain didn't like a woman in the unit.
Flynn: Well, it was a bit of a boy's club back then.
Sharon: It still is. But I don't know how much of a feminist she really was. When I caught her for fraud she called me a bitch.
Provenza: She was killed with her old badge?
Julio: She kept it up on this cadenza.
Provenza: Kendall, time of death?
Kendall: Between 9 to 11. She was hit three or four times in the head though only one would have done the job.
Provenza: These are uncertain times.
Provenza: Ah hah! Landlord works quick.
Amy: That's what I thought at first but that sign's been up for a couple months. So you can keep your faith in humanity.
Provenza: I doubt that.
Morales: I may have exaggerated to my father how closely I work with Major Crimes.
Provenza: Exaggerated how?
Morales: How would you like to work for me this week?
Mark: I don't like being left alone in cars!
Julio: You won't be alone. There'll be lots of cops around. And there's a dead body. You can't come with me anyway.
Mark: But I want to see the dead body!
Julio: No you don't.
Mark: Yes I do!
Julio: Mark, what's the rule? Do you want to hold onto the iPad or not?
Julio: Mark, when your grandmother gets here, I want you to be nice to her?
Mark: Why? She left me all by myself! You can't let her take me back with her!
Julio: No, no, no. But she's your familia, Mark and when someone in your family does something wrong, you don't do something wrong too. You forgive them. Now your grandmother is old and she is afraid.
Mark: But you don't forgive people. You arrest them.
Julio: That's true. But the criminals I arrest, they're the people who never learned how to forgive. Is that the kind of person you want to grow up to be?
Winnie: I heard you made an arrest.
Sharon: Yes, Chief, please come in. You can see how your help paid off.
Eduardo: [in foreign language]: Who is this witch?
Fernando: [in foreign language]: Bureaucrat. Administrator.
Dr. Morales: Badge of Justice? You're Badge of Justice?
Tao: Yes.
Flynn: One day. Why can't we go one day without...?
Tao: You don't have to tell us anything.
Provenza: But if you want to, of course we are happy to listen.
Woman: First off, I am not selling drugs. I am giving them away. If you buy a photograph you get a free baggie of medicine. Marketing.
Nolan: The grass was in her car.
Sykes: The grass?
Provenza: Thank you Serpico. Mike?
Tao: Smells like probable cause to me.
Flynn: We caught a murder, so cancel everything.
Rusty: It's no problem, everything's insured, but can I just say I don't think this secret trip to Napa you're trying to take Mom on would have gone over as well as you think.
Flynn: What? I can't whisk your mom away for a romantic surprise?
Rusty: Whisk? Can I ask, since maybe I missed this, but since when does Mom like getting whisked, or getting surprised?
