I am not inadequate. A plumber with flat feet, that's inadequate.

Dooley

Peggy: I need you to get me a list of all the women that Howard has entertained in the last year.
Jarvis: I'm not sure there's enough ink in all of New York to complete that request.
Peggy: Fine, just in the last six months then, is that possible?
Jarvis: Oh yes, I suggest we start with the Western Hemisphere.
Peggy: Oh please.

Dum-Dum Dugan: What would Cap say if I left his best girl behind?
Peggy: He would say do as Peggy says.

Peggy: Does anyone else feel a chill going up their knickers?
Junior Juniper: I would if I wore knickers.

Thompson: All the more reason not to saddle me and my guys with a babysitter.
Peggy: Would you prefer to have a nanny wipe your noses?
Thompson: I might.

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Jarvis: And what does the SSR have in you?
Peggy: I am a federal agent, Mr. Jarvis.
Jarvis: Yes, finely trained and skilled in the art of fetching coffee. These men you call your colleagues, they don't respect you. They don't even see you. Do you honestly expect they'll change their minds?
Peggy: I expect I will make them.

Angie:These rolls keep for three days. Four if it's cold and you put them out on the windowsill.
Peggy: Oh glad to hear it. I don't often steal food.
Angie: Are you kidding? Carol once fit a whole chicken down her sweater.

Sousa: The unanimous call that led to the Stark weapons? I'm going to see if i can pull a print off the phone that rang it in.
Peggy: It was a public phone. The only thing you'll pull is a bacterial infection.

Stark: I hate small spaces. What if the chain snaps and I fall to my death?
Peggy: Don't worry, I'll never reveal that Howard Stark's dead body is lying rotting at the bottom of a dumbwaiter shaft.

I may not always be truthful with Anna, but I am always honest.

Jarvis

No girl is gonna trade in a red, white, and blue shield for an aluminum crutch.

Agent Krzeminski

I got a bottle of schnapps and half a rhubarb pie, let's see which one makes us sick first.

Angie

Marvel's Agent Carter Season 1 Quotes

Angie: We all gotta pay our dues, even if it takes awhile. You've got talent, it's just a matter of time before Broadway calls.
Peggy: I'm afraid I can't carry a tune.
Angie: It doesn't matter when you got legs like yours.

What kind of thing is that, Agent Thompson, the alphabet? I can teach you. Let's start with words beginning with "A."

Peggy