All I'm saying is that whatever it is you have with Virginia, you've got to weigh it against all of this. Is it worth it?

Austin [to Bill]

There is a fence around Bill Masters, chain link with barbed wire. Nobody gets throught that, nobody gets close, but Virginia...Virginia would just waltz right through.

Austin

Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!

So I'm not qualified as a researcher, but I can play secretary in my free time?

Virginia

We might look like the white picket fence types but we're not. There's nothing ho hum about us.

Virginia

Virginia: You're making fun of me.
Bill: Aren't you making fun of us?

Virginia: I've never seen you so much as glance at the sports page.
Bill: Well we don't have breakfast together do we?

There's a very wide spectrum of normal as far as genitalia's concerned.

Bill

We're lone wolves, driven from the pact by our refusal to conform.

Dr. Langham [to Virginia]

I probably shouldn't be telling you this but daddy thought the sun rises and sets with you.

Vivian [to Bill]

We're done when I say we're done, unless you liked your study when you were peepin' through brothel doors, I'm sure the girls miss having you around, comic relief and all.

Betty

What could be more fancy than the fact that you're sterile and yet engaging in fertility treatments.

Bill [Betty]

Masters of Sex Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.

Virginia

Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately

Betty