Dwight: We had the bank flag their accounts
Whitehead: We know where Bonnie and Clyde are.

Whitehead:Ma'am you need to put your hands up. Sir, you need to be nicer.
Dwight: Everybody, have a great day.

Paula Ann: You're not playing fair Dwight. I don't want to be cheered up.
Dwight: That's what these songs are for mama.

That's not the only reason I came by...

Dwight

Dwight: Thanks for opening up to me. I just want you to know, I bet your brains are tasty.
White: I'm going out to the car.

White: People have done crazier things.
Lt. Rice: Name two.

You people didn't buy tickets, move on!

White

All the winners want to hug, and I can't do hugs.

White

I'm not answering my own questions.

Dwight

Things have a way of working out like they're supposed to.

White

The trials and tribulations of young and vulnerable hearts.

White

People are like cheese, the longer you leave them in the refrigerator, the more they start to stink.

White

Memphis Beat Season 2 Quotes

See, there's that attitude again. You don't belong in my department. If that means getting you promoted to do that, that's what I'm gonna do.

Lt. Rice [To Det. White]

Splitting Dwight and I up is about as stupid as a three-legged mule in a horse race.

Det. White