Come on man, you keep this up I'm not gonna be able to do fat jokes. That's like half my repertoire.

Joe (to Owen)

We'd like to see an uptick in professionalism, and a down-tick in how should I put it...bull shit.

Owen

You're a sweetheart Joe, and I mean that in the gayest way possible.

Manfro

Terry: This still is our thing.
Joe: Okay fine. When she comes back I'm talking about my scrotum.

Joe: So if I got an issue with my, um, balls, she's okay hearing about that?
Terry: Do you have an issue with your balls?
Joe: I kinda do, yeah.

Men of a Certain Age Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Terry: This still is our thing.
Joe: Okay fine. When she comes back I'm talking about my scrotum.

Joe: So if I got an issue with my, um, balls, she's okay hearing about that?
Terry: Do you have an issue with your balls?
Joe: I kinda do, yeah.