I used to be an artist, but then I had a kid and put it on hold. And then I had the store and that became my life. Now Lucy is getting older and I'm just a crazy woman checking her daughter's Instagram account every five minutes.

April

What did you expect me to do? Kate's a grown woman with her own vagina choices.

Joss

Trainer: You're gonna get hurt.
Joss: Not if she does first.

Karen: Wait, isn't that a sex store?
Barbara: Yeah, but it's a classy sex store. They sell books, and flavored condoms.

Kate: I need you to help find me a really hot, fairly tall, possibly Latino guy.
Joss: I don't think they sell those here.

You're the one who's marrying your ex-sister-in-law.

Kate

Would you want a slut-pert in your class?

Karen

There's a fine line between self-empowerment and self-destruction.

Doctor

I’d be delighted to drive all the way up to Malibu. After all, this is my store. Now, please, get out of my store.

April

It’s like going to a bar without leaving your house.

Joss

Kiss a lot of frogs! Isn’t that the expression?

Karen

Patient: I’ve never had an orgasm!
Karen: Okay. Little bit of a problem.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.