Favorite Mistresses Quotes
I used to be an artist, but then I had a kid and put it on hold. And then I had the store and that became my life. Now Lucy is getting older and I'm just a crazy woman checking her daughter's Instagram account every five minutes.
April
What did you expect me to do? Kate's a grown woman with her own vagina choices.
Joss
Trainer: You're gonna get hurt.
Joss: Not if she does first.
Karen: Wait, isn't that a sex store?
Barbara: Yeah, but it's a classy sex store. They sell books, and flavored condoms.
Kate: I need you to help find me a really hot, fairly tall, possibly Latino guy.
Joss: I don't think they sell those here.
You're the one who's marrying your ex-sister-in-law.
Kate
Would you want a slut-pert in your class?
Karen
There's a fine line between self-empowerment and self-destruction.
Doctor
I’d be delighted to drive all the way up to Malibu. After all, this is my store. Now, please, get out of my store.
April
It’s like going to a bar without leaving your house.
Joss
Kiss a lot of frogs! Isn’t that the expression?
Karen
Patient: I’ve never had an orgasm!
Karen: Okay. Little bit of a problem.