Favorite Mistresses Quotes
Henry: Bad news?
Joss: No, it’s just the slow crumbling of my self-esteem.
I’m gonna pretty much do everything I can to not think about Brian, except for when I’m cyberstalking him.
Kate
Kate: Do I have to get out of my snuggie?
Harry: Is that what that is?
You will have this orgasm if it’s the last thing I do.
Karen
Joss: Anyone want to join? It will change your life.
Karen: Yeah, I don't really feel like getting kicked in the ribs.
I can't hear the name Paul without having PTSD. Or Daniel... or Richard, for that matter.
April
You're a sex therapist, Karen. Get on board of that party train!
Barbara
I'm with Joss. Honesty is always the best policy.
Kate
I swear I felt a connection between us! I wouldn't have kissed you otherwise.
Michael
April: I thought I was the only one freaking out over Lucy's little love life.
Marc: I'm not freaking out, I'm jealous!
Calista: I had no intention of hurting you. None. You were my closest friend. Look at me, you know me.
Joss: No, you know what? You know what I know, Calista, I know that you are ruled by blinding narcissism and selfishness and deceit.
Mac: I can't leave my wife right now.
Josslyn: Don't you dare leave her.
