Popular Mistresses Quotes
Stop right there before i Jezebel your ass. You my friend are a grown woman and if the Universe is going to punish you then the Universe is a sexist pig.
Joss
I wish I could go with you but I have to go back to the FBI office tomorrow so I can help my not-married ex-boyfriend find my not-dead ex-husband who currently works for some drug dealing overlord.
April
Are you just never allowed to talk about another person with a penis when you get married?
Joss
Karen: Did you tell Savi he kissed you?
Joss: Are you freaking high? Of course not.
oss: Did you just dangle Grandma June's mortality in my face?
Scott: Yeah.
Joss: You bastard.
Why would I talk about anything to you? You lie.
Lucy [to April]
April: The truth shall set you free.
Joss: Says who?
April: You know, God.
Look, she doesn't owe me anything. Maybe she'll call when she figures out what it is she actually wants. Hopefully by then, I won't care so damn much.
Dom
Savi know. Does Scott?
Harry [to Joss]
You can keep that two timing bitch. You two deserve each other.
Scott [to Harry]
Listen to me. I love you. I have loved you for so long. I don't even know when it started, but I know that it's real. And I know that I want to be with you, but not right now. Not like this. Okay?
Joss [to Harry]
You know what, you're not fooling anyone with your spray tan and your range rover, by the way. You may look happy, but you're dead inside. Dead inside!
Joss [to Calista]
