Joss: Hey, you're not allowed to be more scared than me.
April: I can't help it. You're my family, Joss. I love you.
Joss: Oh, honey. I love you, too.

I am not going down for this because you're too stupid to keep your mouth shut!

Calista [to Joss]

Marc: Man the point is, why would April ever go for a man like me? I got nothing.
Harry: Come on mate, you've got plenty.

Karen: I'm pregnant.
April: What? Oh my God, Karen.
Karen: Yeah, I know.
April: Who?
Karen: Alec. And Vivian.

Karen: Life is complicated.
April: I know.

Harry: So, how's married life?
Joss: Oh, you know.
Harry: No, I don't.
Joss: It's good.

My assistant is a half wit. She doesn't eat carbs, poor thing.

Ellis

April, I'm not here because I feel guilty. I'm here because you're the love of my life.

Daniel

Daniel: What about last night?
April: Last night I cheated on a great guy who cares about me, with a guy who broke my heart.

Harry was always inevitable. He was always gonna be my love, wasn't he?

Joss

There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just going to say it. I'm pregnant.

Karen [to Alec and Vivian]

Harry: I'll do anything for you, you know?
Joss: I know you would. I love you for that.
Harry: I love you.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.