Popular Mistresses Quotes
Miranda: Don't be mad at Marc. He didn't hide his drinking from you to be sneaky, he just didn't want you to think any less of him.
April: I'm not sure he cares what I think.
Miranda: Well of course he does. He's in love with you, April. How did you not see that?
Karen: It's happening now, Alec. She's going and you're going to miss it. Do you want to be up here chasing a miracle or do you want to say goodbye to your wife?
Alec: I can't.
Karen: Yes you can.
Alec: I can't bear it, Karen There's got to be something I could do.
Karen: You can be with her.
Did he seem insane? Other than the outfit and terrible wig, absolutely not. Wilson knew exactly what he was doing.
Joss
You're my nanny! This could not be more inappropriate.
Karen
A little breast milk never hurt anybody.
Joss
It is on like Donkey Kong, Ms. Karen Kim, author/sex therapist.
Joss
I used to be an artist, but then I had a kid and put it on hold. And then I had the store and that became my life. Now Lucy is getting older and I'm just a crazy woman checking her daughter's Instagram account every five minutes.
April
What did you expect me to do? Kate's a grown woman with her own vagina choices.
Joss
Trainer: You're gonna get hurt.
Joss: Not if she does first.
Karen: Wait, isn't that a sex store?
Barbara: Yeah, but it's a classy sex store. They sell books, and flavored condoms.
Kate: I need you to help find me a really hot, fairly tall, possibly Latino guy.
Joss: I don't think they sell those here.
You're the one who's marrying your ex-sister-in-law.
Kate
