Are you just never allowed to talk about another person with a penis when you get married?

Joss

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• Added: August 26, 2014

I wish I could go with you but I have to go back to the FBI office tomorrow so I can help my not-married ex-boyfriend find my not-dead ex-husband who currently works for some drug dealing overlord.

April

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• Added: August 26, 2014

Stop right there before i Jezebel your ass. You my friend are a grown woman and if the Universe is going to punish you then the Universe is a sexist pig.

Joss

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• Added: August 26, 2014

Savi: He was trying to teach me how to do that pop up thing. I never actually popped up.
Joss: I bet he did.

• Permalink: I bet he did.
• Added: August 26, 2014