Mistresses Quotes
I didn't have time to cry i was too busy listening to all of his crap.
April
Take it day by day and you may be surprised what you're capable of.
Karen
Joss: I hate to break it to you. You're not Alex's type.
Olivier: And what exactly is her type?
Joss: The type with boobs. She's a lesbian.
Your apartment makes me want to kill myself.
Joss
You're not Paul. You can't be Paul. Paul is dead.
April
It's really too bad you don't like guys Alex because they really like you.
Joss
For three years you've been sad about Paul and for a month you've been mad about Paul. Either way it's always been about Paul.
Joss
Joss: I didn't realize yoga was so kinky.
Alex: Well, maybe you should take a class and find out.
Richard: What are your thoughts on Santa Barbara?
April: The 80s soap?
Savi: I just wanted to tell you that you were right.
Dom: Is this a trap?
Savi: You winced.
Karen: I didn't.
Savi: Like someone was coming at you with a two by four.
Consider me an emotional Switzerland.
April