Mistresses Quotes
The farmer john look really works on you. I wouldn't have thought.
Joss
I have to pee for the nineteenth time today.
Savi
What kind of freaky shrink are you?
April
Alex: Naked guy is gone.
Joss: And he made the bed, how sweet.
My only hope is for us to be happy, healthy and in love forever.
Harry
If you're too sad to hike I totally understand.
Joss
When they're that pretty, generally they're not that interesting.
Joss
Harry: If you ever thought to think before you act.
Joss: Then I wouldn't be me.
It's an 'I'm sorry you lost your friend' 3 cheese grilled cheese.
Harry
This is fancy. I'm glad I wore a bra.
Joss
I need to convince Alex to leave her controlling disrespectful girlfriend. Only I need to say it nicer.
Joss
Shut your lady loving lips. You've slept with men?
Joss
