Men like women with their hair down. At least your husband does.

Model [to Calista]

You never, ever work for free. Your time is worth something.

Calista [to Joss]

Calista: Hm, I've always wanted a sister. Must be hard to lose one.
Joss: Thank you for saying that. And only that.

You know the only reason we're here at all is because you reached out to my sister and you asked her for help. And really that's all I was asking from you.

Mark [to April]

Karen: Do I fall out? Of the group?
April: What are you talking about?
Karen: Without Savi, do I fall out? I'm afraid with her gone, our friendship will fade.

Savi know. Does Scott?

Harry [to Joss]

You can keep that two timing bitch. You two deserve each other.

Scott [to Harry]

Listen to me. I love you. I have loved you for so long. I don't even know when it started, but I know that it's real. And I know that I want to be with you, but not right now. Not like this. Okay?

Joss [to Harry]

Look, she doesn't owe me anything. Maybe she'll call when she figures out what it is she actually wants. Hopefully by then, I won't care so damn much.


You know what, you're not fooling anyone with your spray tan and your range rover, by the way. You may look happy, but you're dead inside. Dead inside!

Joss [to Calista]

Why would I talk about anything to you? You lie.

Lucy [to April]

April: The truth shall set you free.
Joss: Says who?
April: You know, God.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.