Okay, so you're pregnant. You slept with Daniel. You're keeping the baby. And you didn't tell Blair? Seriously, how long have I been in the hole?

Joss [to Karen and April]

I've reached out to Diane Sawyer's people. You grieving, Diane, America. If you cry hard enough for your dear departed husband, America might just forget this video of you driving down your driveway.

Patty [to Calista]

Harry: I'll do anything for you, you know?
Joss: I know you would. I love you for that.
Harry: I love you.

There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just going to say it. I'm pregnant.

Karen [to Alec and Vivian]

Harry was always inevitable. He was always gonna be my love, wasn't he?

Joss

Daniel: What about last night?
April: Last night I cheated on a great guy who cares about me, with a guy who broke my heart.

April, I'm not here because I feel guilty. I'm here because you're the love of my life.

Daniel

My assistant is a half wit. She doesn't eat carbs, poor thing.

Ellis

Harry: So, how's married life?
Joss: Oh, you know.
Harry: No, I don't.
Joss: It's good.

Karen: Life is complicated.
April: I know.

Karen: I'm pregnant.
April: What? Oh my God, Karen.
Karen: Yeah, I know.
April: Who?
Karen: Alec. And Vivian.

Marc: Man the point is, why would April ever go for a man like me? I got nothing.
Harry: Come on mate, you've got plenty.

Mistresses Season 3 Quotes

April: The truth shall set you free.
Joss: Says who?
April: You know, God.

Why would I talk about anything to you? You lie.

Lucy [to April]