I'm fine, he's only one. I watched him pee into his own face and smile.

Jay

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• Added: January 09, 2014

Okay that's a lot of mirror looking and that's me saying that.

Haley

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• Added: January 09, 2014

I'm not having a wedding slash Hunger Games themed sweet sixteen part- oh you're tapping your fingers. You really do have a plan.

Mitchell

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• Added: January 09, 2014

Cam: Poker face, poker face.
Mitchell: Ok, now work on your poker voice.

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• Added: January 09, 2014

Luke: It's called growing up and having your own interests. Like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose.
Phil: Wow, using my own movie against me. Let's hear it for the boy.

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• Added: January 09, 2014

For someone whose favorite words at the movies are "what did he say?" you overhear pretty good.

Gloria [to Jay]

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• Added: January 09, 2014

Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.

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• Added: January 09, 2014

Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly, I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.

Claire

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• Added: January 09, 2014

He keeps resisting but it's in his blood. I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys. A kickline actually.

Phil

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• Added: January 09, 2014