Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Episode 5: "Hit and Run" Quotes
I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women.
Phil Dunphy
Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.
Manny: I guess I'm too proud to ask for help.
Jay: Are you kidding? She still cuts your steak.
Fine I'll see you in jail! It's gonna be a big adjustment for two of you.
Mitchell [to Cam, Jay, Phil]
I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I've got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring.
Claire
No cops! We can't afford a scandal right now! Claire's running for town council.
Phil
He wasn't armed, he had a Hillary bumper sticker.
Cam
Jay: He wants more wow. What does that even mean?
Manny: It's the Bieberization of America.
It's in a block of ice. I got the idea when I heard a bunch of rich guys talking about their frozen assets. Haha assets.
Luke [about his money]
If you wanna fly I'm not gonna hold your feet to the ground, I'm gonna be the one to push you off the cliff.
Phil [to Claire]
Manny, sometimes you can be a little old fashioned. Remember the first time you saw the kids with the backpacks with wheels and you thought they were a little flashy?
Gloria
Manny: I wanna be home-schooled.
Gloria: Really Manny? You want me to learn you English?
