Mitchell: You sound just like the kid who bullied me into smoking my first cigarette.
Claire: Maybe this time you won't tell on me.

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• Added: March 26, 2014

Wait they're allowed up there? They're wearing dungarees!

Jay

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• Added: March 26, 2014

Nice robe, like Hef back in the day. I'm gonna cut to the chase. I like your lifestyle, I want a taste of it.

Jay [to Langham]

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• Added: March 26, 2014

Cam: You wanna tell me how you accidentally gave someone your key?
Mitchell: You wanna tell me why you spent all day sipping tequila out of some guy's navel?
Cam: You saw that?
Mitchell: I guessed!

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• Added: March 26, 2014

Vegas you have a gambling problem and her name is Claire.

Claire

• Permalink: Vegas you have a gambling problem and her name is Claire.
• Added: March 26, 2014

Whoa that warmer drawer really works. It's like my mom's hugging my feet again.

Phil

• Permalink: Whoa that warmer drawer really works. It's like my mom's hugging my feet again.
• Added: March 26, 2014

We will be maintaining our dignity in the spa, thank you.

Mitchell

• Permalink: We will be maintaining our dignity in the spa, thank you.
• Added: March 26, 2014

Oh my gosh, an actual gay agenda.

Cam

• Permalink: Oh my gosh, an actual gay agenda.
• Added: March 26, 2014

Hey luxury bathroom, it's me lowly closet. Watch your back.

Jay

• Permalink: Hey luxury bathroom, it's me lowly closet. Watch your back.
• Added: March 26, 2014

Excuse me, how much is that doggie in the window?

Gloria

• Permalink: Excuse me, how much is that doggie in the window?
• Added: March 26, 2014