This is a lot of hocus pocus, I can't believe I bought a coffee cake over this!!!

Jay

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• Added: January 04, 2012

I'm so glad I spoke to Alex because she agreed with every single thing that I was saying...which made me realize that I was acting like a 14-year-old girl.

Mitchell

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• Added: January 04, 2012

I love gambling, it's so easy!!

Manny

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• Added: January 04, 2012

Claire: I assure you, you are fine.
Phil: That's very comforting coming from a marketing major at a party school.

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• Added: January 04, 2012

Honey don't you think it's weird that one of your friends is an 80-year-old man?

Claire [to Luke]

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• Added: January 04, 2012

Golf? Psh that sport is for old men and women who like other women.

Javier

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• Added: January 04, 2012

Let's dim the lights, crank up Norah Jones and get this over with.

Phil

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• Added: January 04, 2012

You can stop holding in your stomach now.

Doctor [to Phil]

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• Added: January 04, 2012