Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 1 Episode 15: "My Funky Valentine" Quotes
I have to get old... you don't have to get fat.
Jay
Can we stop calling me little guy? I'm in the fortieth percentile.
Manny
You have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.
Manny
I've seen the kid do a pull-up.
Manny
The universe is cold and loveless.
Manny
Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I'm a catch.
Does he have a mallet? Then how does he get hit in the head?
Gloria
Did he trump me? You tell me. He made a painting out of a photograph one time. I have hand picked a card, drawn a heart in the steam on the medicine cabinet, and taken Claire to Fritelli's, a family style Italian restaurant, for 17 years in a row...yeah, he got me. He got me.
Phil
All women should look as tasty as you when they're old.
Dylan
Phil: My wife is always so tired and she's always making lists of things for me to do.
Claire: Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired.
Phil: Oh no, she could make lists for days.
Phil: I'm in town for a trade show. I design high-end electro-acoustic transducers.
Claire: Wow, that is very specific.
Jay, you look so strong and sexy. Like an Olympic wrestler, but with money
Gloria
