Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3: "Phil on Wire" Quotes
Luke: The other day Uncle Mitchell brought over a bag of junk food so he and Cam could do a Jew fast.
Phil: Juice fast?
Luke: I'm pretty sure he said Jew.
Turns out I've had my super-Dunphy all along.Claire
I let down my mom and dad today. And even worse, I let down my teacher.Alex
Are you happy? You have reduced me to a person who eats a shoe.Gloria [to Jay]
Get away from me temptress! And I never thought I'd call you that in a negative way.Cam [to Mitchell]
Cam I don't have all day to describe my meals to you.Gloria
Phil I think those are jazz shoes.Claire
Haley: You're a freshman, what are you doing in second year math?
Alex: You're a senior, what are you still doing in second year math?
Haley: Not still, again!
How awesome are people?
Let's face it a well fed Cam is hardly a model of emotional stability; now deprive him of food and stage by stage it's a slow descent into madness.Mitchell
You know I'm gonna check the lease, but I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have a meth lab.Mitchell [to Cam]