As a my favorite redhead once sang, “the sun will come out tomorrow.” That redhead of course was Mitchell, introducing me to the plucky orphan Annie. Whose never say die attitude pulled this country out of a little thing called The Great Depression. And anything a little girl can do, I can try to do too.

Phil

Two things I bring to every open house, my lucky pen and a smile. I haven’t sold a house all month. Do you see me saying “I’m done”? Never. Because there is no “done” in Dunphy.

Phil

Claire: So I finally get out of the closet and there’s dad looking down on me.
Mitchell: Been there.

Now I don’t get what tuna net you dolphins swam into but you guys are drowning out there!

Cam

I’ve got six kinds of pills in my pocket but all this right here, this is the best medicine.

Charlie

Haley: You’re like that guy from the movie who wishes he was never born.
Alex: It’s a Wonderful Life.
Haley: You say that but do you mean it?

There will be no mourning Knight this afternoon.

Cam

Lily: Stop Dad you’re embarrassing me.
Mitchell: Welcome to the rest of your life sweetheart.

Modern Family Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

There will be no mourning Knight this afternoon.

Cam

Lily: Stop Dad you’re embarrassing me.
Mitchell: Welcome to the rest of your life sweetheart.