Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 10 Quotes
No problem. Do you want to look in another neighborhood or stay right here in HELL!
Phil
She doesn't sound like that.
Jay
Honey, you can't get Pepper pregnant and trap him in a house.
Claire
I'm not putting her down, you goblin. She needs the surgery.
Jay
Dad, are you still looking for a place to leave that butt? It's so gross.
Claire
Maybe we should kiss?
Phil
You know what? I have to take this. Luke, Haley, talk a little bit about how you still live at home with your parents.
Cam
Yeah, I teach a real estate at five. I have to show up early to limber up.
Phil
Oh, I so want it to be on purpose. It's lonely out here on Crazy Island.
Claire
We are allowed to look at other men without feeling guilty about it.
Mitch
Ya' know, my parent's never talked to me about anything sexual. They just sent me to the stables when the horses were breeding and wow did that create some unreasonable expectations.
Cam
Is that the way she treats all head injuries? Cause I've got a theory.
Claire
