Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 10 Quotes
Counselor, you're speaking weirdly.
Judge
Alex is going to be a very nervous man.
Gloria
Ok, so what does real estate equal? Eighty percent contact.
Phil
Haley, I fell in love with you that day and I never stopped. I'm going to keep making myself better until I deserve you.
Dylan
Well, well, well, if it isn't John, Paul, and George. Anybody need a Ringo?
Phil
Phil thinks he can Mean Girls me? How lame is that? Let me tell you something, I might be a pretty face, but I fight to win. Just like Legally Blonde!
Jay
Did you get a peck from a pickled Pepper?
Cam
Hey. You there? We're having some trouble getting these bad boys down.
Phil
But if you're always telling yourself how lucky you are, it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself how happy you are. Right?
Dylan
Can you scratch my nose? I feel like you're closer.
Claire
Amazing news. The Grand Marshall in today's parade just got #MeToo'd, and they need me to fill in.
Jay
