Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Quotes
Some voters find Claire angry and unlikeable. To those voters I would say...wait till she reads this.
Phil
You came out of the womb like that. I'm not entirely sure there wasn't a twin in there that you bumped off.
Jay [to Claire]
The way we compete with each other is sick! Two 13-year-olds knew how to take advantage of us.
Claire [to Jay]
First get a mirror, then you're gonna look into it and you're gonna see a crazy woman. She needs your help.
Alex [to Claire]
There's this really cute boy at school and he kind of likes my feet.
Haley
Sometimes the best thing to do in a race to the top is grease the pole behind you.
Jay
Cam: It's kind of like a first date.
Mitchell: Actually it's the opposite of the first date. You don't want to have sex, but you do want a baby.
Claire is like the son my dad always wanted. He just wanted someone to throw a ball in the backyard, I did once but he did not attend.
Mitchell
That's when you know your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.
Gloria
I understood " crazy old witch" "go kill yourself" then "I love you."
Manny
This is a lot of hocus pocus, I can't believe I bought a coffee cake over this!!!
Jay
I'm so glad I spoke to Alex because she agreed with every single thing that I was saying...which made me realize that I was acting like a 14-year-old girl.
Mitchell
