Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Quotes
Listen to me, your whole life has led to this moment. All the training, the hours of dedication, there's not a soul alive that can touch you when it comes to shopping and baby you know it. Look at me, be you!
Claire
Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean at what? I said Luke.
Luke: I am looking!
Uh I have a party tonight. You promised I could go if I got a B on my test. I studied, I read stuff, what was the point of all that?
Haley
Ho Ho Hold up a sec!
Phil
You two needed time with your mom, I've already served time with your mom.
Jay [to Claire and Mitchell]
What would Phil Dunphy do?
Kenneth
He's me and it's spectacular!
Phil [about Kenneth]
Do you know what's illegal in Europe? Nothing! You're going to college!
Claire [to Haley]
All this from someone who never chunked a Punkin!
Cam
Saying nothing is not lying. It's just letting the truth speak for itself.
Haley
Jay: If you told him the truth he'd thank you later.
Gloria: Like Claire and Mitch, did they thank you?
Jay: Not yet, but it's coming.
Quick, what's my favorite hospital food? Jellooo.
Phil
