Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Quotes
Get away from me temptress! And I never thought I'd call you that in a negative way.
Cam [to Mitchell]
Cam I don't have all day to describe my meals to you.
Gloria
Phil I think those are jazz shoes.
Claire
Haley: You're a freshman, what are you doing in second year math?
Alex: You're a senior, what are you still doing in second year math?
Haley: Not still, again!
How awesome are people?
Phil
Let's face it a well fed Cam is hardly a model of emotional stability; now deprive him of food and stage by stage it's a slow descent into madness.
Mitchell
You know I'm gonna check the lease, but I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have a meth lab.
Mitchell [to Cam]
Claire: None of you believe me so I got proof. You should all be sucking it right now!
Gloria: Claire, please, enough with the sucking it! They're children!
Mitchell: The attic? Why?
Luke: At least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet.
She looks like she was dipped in glue and dragged through a flea market.
Cam [about Lily]
Phil: Guess it's just one of those things that we'll never know, like what really happened to the Titanic.
Claire: It hit an iceberg.
Phil: Maybe.
Sweetheart I would love to be wrong, but I don't live with the right people for that.
Claire
