Modern Family
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Kids make fun of you if you get a haircut. I just gave them a full blown sex scandal.
Manny
What middle-aged guy would be interested in a young, attractive, newly legal woman? Oh that's right, all of them!
Claire
These jeans just slipped on me so perfectly, my name must be "Pantserella."
Phil
That's the whole point of a surprise party, you take somebody you really love and you play em like a fool.
Jay
Haley: You used to be fun.
Phil: You used to be....what? Oh yeah, at college.
It was the day after Thanksgiving and I came in under budget for all my Christmas gifts and you know how that gets me going.
Claire
Cam: Everyone here is 11 and I'm hot.
Mitchell: If you were hot we'd be drinking right now.
In my village if you didn't drive one of these, you couldn't call yourself a druglord
Gloria
If you're hungry for broccoli later, you'll find a piece in your teeth.
Manny
Can I offer you a Pina Delgado?
Manny
Alex: Hey are you sure you don't wanna play The Hunger Games with all of us?
Haley: My whole life is a hunger game, why do you think I'm so mean to you?
We should start calling her ranch house, cause she doesn't have a second story.
Cam
