Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 4 Quotes
Well you might as well be a dead hobo in the woods of a small town after a rainstorm because you have just been discovered.
Cameron
Just coffee for me today. Black. Like I feel on the inside.
Manny
All of that explaining is going out and the alcohol is not going in.
Claire
What kind of monster throws an injured innocent on the street?
Cam
My daddies kiss a lot.
Lily
Manny: My secret admirer asked that I wear a hat with a feather in it.
Jay: Which one?
Jay: Just keep hitting all those buttons until something good happens, that's my plan anyway.
Gloria: Woof.
Happy Valentine's Day, it's the one time of year when the world tries to be as romantic as I am all the time. Good luck world.
Manny
Everybody who I did not create, get out of my house right now.
Phil
I think I may have been being too sexy.
Phil
I know a lot of people think I'm attracted to Jay because of his mind. But they're wrong. I'm attracted to him because he's sexy.
Gloria
I like big putts and I cannot lie.
Pepper