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Bonnie: I know she's a little crazy.
Adam: Yea, but ever since you've been helping her. You're not.
Pants off we're mounting the bear.
Bonnie
Oh is that the takeaway because there's a second takeaway that says "you're a lady dick"
Tammy
Everything is perfect and I'm completely miserable.
Bonnie
There's nothing insane about clockwise.
Christy
God, I hate those sunglasses. Why did he wait until our honeymoon to break out the hideous ladies eyewear?
Bonnie
Bonnie: In my experience, if you put your focus on your sobriety everything else in your life will work out better than you can imagine. I have an incredible relationship with my daughter now and I'm married to that wonderful guy in there.
Patty: Is he wonderful? He seems kind of grumpy.
Bonnie: That's my fault. I've been a bit of a handful on this trip. Actually, I'm a bit of a handful all the time, but the point is I used to be much worse.
Marjorie: On it.
Christy: Where'd you come from?
Marjorie: Tammy called and said you needed help. Been a minute since I tended bar, but I think I got this.
Christy: Don't take this the wrong way, but you have nver been hotter.
Bonnie: We have a disease and meetings are our medicine.
Patty: You are literally the wisest woman in AA.
