You'll always be you, Brady. And what could be fuckin' lamer than that?

Robi

Deborah: Have you changed?
Hodges: From the soles of my shoes to the crown of my head.

Clean out your locker, Degeneres, we're parting ways.

Josh

The world is made of winners and you.

Josh

Excuse me, Jerome? I was wondering if it would still be a pleasure for you to meet me but this time with your left hand?

Holly

Hodges: Is this thing illegal?
Jerome: Is anything we're doing here legal?

Brady: Good old Chaz. Did he fuck you?
Deborah: You weren't born mean.

Ida: You needed to be heard last night, but you got petulance instead. I was so concerned with my bruised dignity, I acted undignified myself.
Bill: You're the most dignified human being I've ever met.
Ida: Yet it's still not enough.

Bill: Now, back off! I told you it's not safe around here!
Jerome: Yeah, about that. I don't think it's entirely safe around my house, either.

Bill: Do you really think you're that good that you can make me eat my gun?
Brady: I'm just giving it the old college try.
Bill: [laughs] You never went to college!

Janey: You know what I think?
Bill: I'm beginning to get a sense.
Janey: I think you were frustrated, you needed someone to blame, and when you couldn't find the killer, Olivia would do.
Bill: That's unfair.

Robey: At some point, a person's number comes up. Do you know what that means?
Brady: That they die.
Robey: No. Not that number. The opportunity number.