Mr. Mercedes
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on AudienceMr. Mercedes Season 1 Quotes
Bill: Do you really think you're that good that you can make me eat my gun?
Brady: I'm just giving it the old college try.
Bill: [laughs] You never went to college!
Janey: Is it really wise pissing off a lunatic?
Bill: People make mistakes when they're angry.
Janey: People make corpses when they're angry, too.
Deborah: I think God gave your father all his light at once, and he died in the glory of that light.
Brady: And what was the Almighty's plan for Gerald?
Deborah: He was so special, God just had to take him early.
Brady: So why'd he send him back?
You know, they say that much electricity hitting your body all at once is pleasurable.
Deborah
I've seen that look before.
Brady
Bill: You're flawless.
Janey: Now I know you're drunk.
Bill: It's not just the letters, Pete. He sends me messages through the computer.
Stupid Woman: Your PC is talking to you?
Janey: It's like we both have vengeance on the brain.
Bill: Ain't nothin' wrong with a little vengeance. It's not just love makes the world go around.
I've got some condition. It's not post traumatic, but seeing dead people puts me on the tilt. I realize your mother isn't dead, but she was lookin' the part pretty good.
Bill
No problem implies that serving a customer what he pays for could be a problem. It shouldn't be a problem unless you're a fuckin' problem.
Bill
Anybody who intentionally mows down a bunch of people is a suck fuck but...this guy is so much worse.
Janey
Ida: I'm only being a concerned neighbor -- who grew up in the family mortuary business. I'll leave it at that.
Bill: Will ya?
