He's the most reviled man in the history of this town. You need to give him the full dose.


Bill: I'm guessin' you weren't first in your class.
Guard: Which class?
Bill: Any of 'em.

I want you to fuck me while I'm pregnant because I might not be tomorrow.


Cora: Brady Hartsfield is a GORK, yes?
Felix: Yes.
Cora: So what's the problem here?
Felix: He's a human being.
Cora: Felix, Brady is a monster out of fairy tales that you would only tell children you hate.

Jerome: We were closing in on him, and he knew it.
Hodges: We?
Jerome: Yeah, we.

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I know you're in there cause hate hangs on, and hate is all you had. It could bring you back someday. But sure as taxes and Christmas, though, I'll be waiting, and I'll finish it.


Doctor: His brain has the same electromagnetic level as a triple-A battery you left in a remote five years ago.
Hodges: If I whack that remote long enough, I'll get that TV runnin', I promise ya.

This is when, if I didn't care about my pension, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself.


Pete: It's over, partner. We got him.
Hodges: Maybe.

What's going on here, Brady? Are you the Mercedes Killer?


Robi: Am I in danger?
Hodges: Only of being a dick. Will you give us the information that we asked for please?

Hodges: What can you tell me about Brady?
Lou: Well, for starters, he's probably the sweetest guy on earth.

Mr. Mercedes Quotes

God. Showing up at a job fair in a Mercedez Benz. It's a sign of the times I guess, right?


Bill: Holy fuck.
Pete: It's worse than it looks.