Murphy Brown
Thursdays 9:30 PM on CBSMurphy Brown Season 11 Episode 9: "Thanksgiving and Taking" Quotes
That did not happen to my turkey. MY turkey grew up on a beautiful farm in Vermont with its own bed, turn down service every night, free cable and then ... One bad day.
Murphy
Because she loves you and wants to make you happy, and WE have to pay for it.
Frank
Thumb? That's not a thumb. Why would an angry wife cut off her husband's thumb?
Phyllis
Murphy: Miles, don't you have any snide remarks to make?
Miles: What's the use? I'm as dead as my Aunt Cheryl.
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