Murphy Brown
Thursdays 9:30 PM on CBSMurphy Brown Quotes
Murphy: Well, frozen peas are much better than a real icepack.
Avery: Because?
Murphy: Because vegetables are good for you. Duh!
Take my blessing, leave the cannoli.
Frank
Avery: This coming from a woman with a basement full of TV Guides?
Murphy: I haven't finished all the crosswords yet.
No big deal, I'm just milking this for the jello and sponge baths.
Frank
That did not happen to my turkey. MY turkey grew up on a beautiful farm in Vermont with its own bed, turn down service every night, free cable and then ... One bad day.
Because she loves you and wants to make you happy, and WE have to pay for it.
Frank
Thumb? That's not a thumb. Why would an angry wife cut off her husband's thumb?
Phyllis
Murphy: Miles, don't you have any snide remarks to make?
Miles: What's the use? I'm as dead as my Aunt Cheryl.
Why don't you just hit her over the head with a bedpan?
Corky
Well, how 'bout that? Sometimes a fairytale is, well, a fairytale. The big bad wolf eats little red riding hood, Hansel and Gretel get burnt to a crisp, and the little old woman in a shoe has so many children because she didn't have easy access to contraceptives.
Corky
Aww, you guys, it's just like high school minus the Cheetos dust and the faint smell of weed.
Well, I'm my own jury, me times 12 and we voted to convict him. Unanimously!
