Murphy Brown
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Ed Shannon, so many shirts!
Aww, why pick on Australia? Their animals have pouches, much like your stupid jacket.
Who could take Shannon down better than Murphy? Isn't that worth the tradeoff?
Miles
As a matter of fact, I spent more than 20 years in one of the toughest divisions of the NYPD. Parking enforcement.
Phyllis
I came here to get closure and I just figured out how I'm going to get it.
I could get lost in your deep brown eyes.
Frank
So I guess Bogart should've said to Bergen, "Here's lookin' at you kid. Unless that makes you uncomfortable, in which case I apologize."
This is my first sexual harassment seminar! Today I am a man. A fully employed man!
Pat
Journalists are the only real firewall between politicians and the people they were hired to serve.
Avery
If we can't get to the truth, why are we even here?
Just when everything in my life was going so well. Now we're gonna get arrested and thrown in jail. I'll be tried, sentenced and put behind bars. Next thing you know I'm Bernie Madoff's bitch!
Miles
Ya' know, I didn't say anything when you took that case of printer paper or the batteries out of the remotes but touch my Froot Loops and you and I have a problem.
Pat
