One of the advantages of having your leg cut off. Everyone starts talking to you like you're the Queen of England.

Joelle [to Callen]

Sam: You didn't say what agency you're with.
Agent: No, I didn't.

Couldn't you just let an old, tired man talk?

Kilbride [to Nell]

Callen: You cut that a little close.
Kensi: Eh, what are you gonna do?

Kilbride: Am I Bob Fosse?
Nell: No.
Kilbride: Then stop tap dancing.

Callen: I like your attitude. It screams optimism.
Sam: I do my best.

Is [Deeks] always this warm and cuddly?

Sienna [to Kensi]

Deeks: Why are you ignoring my partner?
Sienna: I wasn't ignoring her. I couldn't hear her.

Sam: Where the hell is Hetty?
Nell: Get in line, my friend. Get in line.

I know this is you. You can't fake that level of annoying.

Nell [to Deeks]

Deeks: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Kensi: Maybe it's time to be realistic.

Deeks: Baby, it's a peeling eyesore.
Kensi: It's rustic.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 12 Quotes

Fatima: You think there's a chance we shot it down?
Sam: I sure as hell hope not.
Callen: If so, Russia would consider that an act of war.

Nell: Hetty? Where are you?
Hetty: Where I want to be.