You need to be alive to do that.

Sam [to Prince Kamal]

I love hacking these things. It combines my passion for math with my hidden voyeuristic tendencies.


Oh, so you're doing [wedding planning] again.


Callen: Are you worried about looking too good?
Sam: Not really.

This is not personal. I'm asking you to trust me.

Callen [to Bush]

Can't blame you. You were raised in the Hetty Lange School of Mischief.

Deeks [to Callen]

I know how this looks. But I'm not here to kill the prince. I'm here to save him.


Joelle: Fate keeps throwing us together.
Callen: Fate? You walked through our door.

Joelle: She's scarier than I remember.
Callen: That's why we call her the Nellverine.

Sam: We'll get you home.
Kamal: Only God can make such a promise, but I believe you.

Joelle: What do I tell my family? What do I say to them?
Callen: Don't ask me. I can't even get my sister to talk to me.

Progress is fine, but equality would be better.

Kensi [to Deeks]

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?

Eww. You're like a wet dog.