Or how 'bout I tell her my most vivid Mardi Gras memory. Where a king cake was delivered to our house, and the prize inside -- a severed finger. Good times. You still think she'll think of you as her grandpapa when she knows that?!


People think of you less as my son and more as a man of judgment.

Cassius Pride

Pride: Double-edged sword, being a cop: you know when people are lying to you.

Sounds like a fraternity kegger where everyone overindulges in cutesy drinks and nipple flashing.