LaSalle: Great storyteller. I mean he tells me a beauty.
Brody: About?
LaSalle: About you.
Brody: Well a - I don't have anything to hide. And b - you should mind your own damned business.
LaSalle: Well a - everyone has something to hide. And b - he offered it up. I didn't even have to ask. And c - since you don't seem to like to divulge, I was all ears.

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Wade: I broke up with James.
Pride: Why?
Wade: He was too interested and available for my tastes.
Pride: Since when is available a problem?
Wade: He's never been married, Dwayne. Any man his age who has never made a serious commitment, sends up red flags.
Pride: Loretta - you're his age. You've never been married either.
Wade: This is why I like the dead. They don't call me on my hypocrisy.

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Pride: Bad timing?
Lund: Oh, not at all. I was just trying an experiment in weight distribution. Someone once said to me "always expect the unexpected". Unfortunately it was my urologist and that is not someone you want to hear that from.

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Pride: Sir, if this gets any bigger, I'm going to need support from Washington.
Vance: Special Agent Pride, anything you need, that will be my priority.

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Morgan: That's Jessica Flint, biggest gossip in uptown. You would think that between her husband having an affair and her gambling issues, Jessica would be more discreet. I work at Harrah's; I deal blackjack. I see that woman there all the time.
Brody: So much for minding your own business.

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• Added: October 22, 2014

LaSalle: You never played mailbox baseball?
Lund: I grew up in the city. The only mailbox was in the lobby of our building. That would have been awkward.

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Fornell: What is it, Dwayne?
Pride: If you're going to kill yourself, why transfer the money?

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Pride: Music major in the house.
Laurel: Hey dad.

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• Added: October 15, 2014

Wade: Sebastian's a connoisseur of conspiracy theories.
Lund: Well they're not conspiracies, okay? They're discernments. Just wait until I show you how the fake moon landing fits in with why we haven't found Bigfoot yet.

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• Added: October 15, 2014

Pride: Your mother's gene pool got into your system, and traces of my DNA got erased.
Laurel: Hey I got your love for music, not your taste buds.

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• Added: October 15, 2014

Wow. Cool mascot. Magna cum laude - feel like I'm meeting you for the very first time.

Brody

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• Added: October 15, 2014

Wolf: What are you, some kind of super hero?
LaSalle: You should see her when she's angry.

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• Added: October 15, 2014