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DeShawn: See? Not just a pretty face, huh?
Evie: Not even.
Mackey: Want to ask a man about a gun?
J.D.: Depends. Are you driving?
Mackey: Where am I supposed to get all this housey stuff?
J.D.: The housey-stuff store, I'd guess.
Rosie: Did you tell the team yet?
Blue: No. Was I supposed to?
That's what happens when rich people run out of things to brag about.
Natureland owner
Evie: Yikes! I think they call that drinking the Kool-Aid.
J.D.: I'm pretty sure they call it a cap.
Evie: Sucking up to the new boss. Smart.
J.D.: You get more with honey than vinegar, Evie. You'll learn that when you grow up.
Evie: Ah! Thanks, Pop.
J.D.: Grab a double jumbo on the go.
Rosie: What's a double jumbo?
J.D.: Unclear at this point.
Let's just accept that I can piss further than you can, shall we?
Mackey [to JD]
JD: I thought I told you to stay put.
Mackey: I got bored. Sue me.
Blue: What? Boss lady told me to swing for the fences.
Rosie: Boss lady's outward bound on a ship to Tokyo next week. You're not. Be careful.
Blue: Is there a privacy angle I need to consider?
Mackey: Absolutely. Hack it then keep it private.
Evie: You do that every time?
DeShawn: That's how we roll. Cruise into the port, get it done. Boom, on to the next one.
Evie: Sounds like my last boyfriend. Wait, come to think of it, it sounds more like me.