McGee, not me? McGoo, you?

Tony

Flemming: Director, it's *my* life.
Vance: And we're gonna protect it. [beat] You're welcome!

Abby: They're Navy rats.
Reeves: Officers or enlisted?

You have a doorbell?

Fornell [to Gibbs]

You look pretty good for a dead guy, except for the blood draining from your face.

Abby (to Major King)

Ziva: I'm feeling perfectly warm.
Tony: That's because you're like a little kimodo dragon. An ice queen.
Ziva: Or because I remembered to wear my thermal underwear.
Tony: I'll give you $50 for it right now.

Bishop: Broken refrigerators are the *worst*!
Quinn: Almost as bad as *talking* about broken refrigerators.

McGee: What are you doing?
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: Changing the subject!

Vance: Special Agent Barkley is sending additional manpower to Louisiana to assist. An interrogation expert, to be exact.
Pride: Don't need one. Agent Lasalle and I can question suspects just fine.
Vance: Recent flaws in your technique would suggest otherwise.
Pride: I only punched that XO once.
Vance: Once was enough.

McGee: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you, in some kind of twelve-stop program for recovering misogynists?
Tony: These past few weeks have been.....interesting, haven't they? It's just gotten me thinking about the choices that we make and the people that we let in, or don't let in. Just trying to make it better. Any more questions?
McGee: Yeah. What'd you do with the real Tony?
Tony: Maybe this is the real Tony.

Tony: Come on, computers are your thing! If I had a thing I'd want to show it off.
Gibbs: There are rules against that, DiNozzo.

Eleanor Bishop, will you be my Frodo?

McGee

NCIS Quotes

McGee, not me? McGoo, you?

Tony

Flemming: Director, it's *my* life.
Vance: And we're gonna protect it. [beat] You're welcome!