Suck my glitter!

Bishop

• Permalink: Suck my glitter!
• Added: November 26, 2019

If that's my mom, tell her I want to stay longer.

Phineas [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: If that's my mom, tell her I want to stay longer.
• Added: November 26, 2019

I've never seen so many dead teddy bears in all my life. Does his mother know about this?

McGee [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: I've never seen so many dead teddy bears in all my life. Does his mother know about this?
• Added: November 26, 2019

Phineas: I slept over last night.
Torres: Why? You being punished?

• Permalink: Why? You being punished?
• Added: November 26, 2019

You're present and engaged. That's all Phineas really needs.

Jack [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: You're present and engaged. That's all Phineas really needs.
• Added: November 26, 2019

You're in video-game purgatory.

Bishop [to McGee]

• Permalink: You're in video-game purgatory.
• Added: November 26, 2019

Why is she so scared? Is my dad going to take me away?

Phineas [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: Why is she so scared? Is my dad going to take me away?
• Added: November 26, 2019

Bishop: He made more money playing games online than he did in the Navy.
Gibbs: What? How does that work?
Torres: Believe me. I've been asking the same thing.

• Permalink: Believe me. I've been asking the same thing.
• Added: November 26, 2019

Torres: This petty officer is about to get a visit from the cool kids, plus McGee. No offense.
McGee: None taken.

• Permalink: This petty officer is about to get a visit from the cool kids, plus McGee. No offense.
• Added: November 26, 2019

If you're not early, you're late.

Gibbs [to Phineas]

• Permalink: If you're not early, you're late.
• Added: November 26, 2019

Here I am talking about being maternal and I'm leaving my son with a strange man who lives across the street.

Sarah [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: Here I am talking about being maternal and I'm leaving my son with a strange man who lives...
• Added: November 26, 2019