Young Tim: I don't know what I should do. I'm sure you can't relate to that.
Commander: You'd be surprised. We all have our dreams.

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Delilah: Honey, how often do I get to hang out with all your old high school buddies?
Chloe: We were more than just buddies.
Delilah: Oh, I can't wait to hear all about that.

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I am exactly where I want to be, and as it turns out, the Navy made me into who I am.

McGee

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Well, your old girlfriend's a terrorist.

Kasie

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McGee: So why the lying?
Mr. Lewis: Because you're a cop.

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Kasie: If I didn't know better, I'd say your computer is trying to connect to some sort of remote virus.
McGee: That's because it is, one trying to take down the Department of Defense.
Kasie: Really? And how do you know that?
McGee: Because I wrote it.

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Commander: It's an embarrassment. You should be joining JROTC or learning to sail instead of prancing around in ...
Teen Tim: I don't want to.

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So, is it just the one or is there another mummified body under the bed?

Palmer

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I'm just saying that talent is a real thing; not everybody has it. You should find out what you're good at, just do that.

Mr. Lewis

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Mr. Lewis: Anything else?
Torres: You should pay more attention to your star pupils. Top of the class, here [nods toward McGee].

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Gibbs: Rule 99.
Sloane: Never tells Gibbs he's being audited.
Torres: That's not a real thing.

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Did you think I was organizing my receipts for fun? No, that's something dorks who build their own computers do.

Torres

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